I used to work at a really nice country club, close to st.louis, and i was a server. There are always ppl who are just rich fuc*ers and assholes, this one woman kept complaining about everything, my drink is watered down, my sandwich is cold, and them she said that the buns were cold and she wanted them heated up, so when sent back to the cook, who was about 400lbs, she put it under armpits and clamped down them. then we took it out and served it. I didnt get anymore complaints after that, and even better she commented on how good the sandwich was.