So. You know. I used to work at a waitress in one of those fancy hotels, take your pick, I worked there. Anyway. It was one of those days that I had my PMS, and I had a really bitchy customer on my hands. So. I pissed in his Oignion soup, of course I had to lift the cheese off the top, and make sure it didn\'t get fucked over.
That was only one of my many deeds.