i have done the usual, spits and sneezing and dropping on the floor and whatnot.
my friend put weed on someones burger at [location edited]
when people asked for extra stuff(onions, lettuce, etc) that were being dicks wed give them like 3 handfuls of it (especially onions)
and lastly, one time at [location edited] i was wokring drive thru and some lady pulled up and ordered and in the middle of her order her kid starts crying cuz he wants a kids meal and she starts screaming at her kid and saying how the kid was worthless and shit. so she pulls up to the window and the girl looks like ahes 15 and is dressed like such a skank, so i took her money and said the food would be done in a second, so i went to the back wrote her a note that said something to the effects of how she should wait to graduate middle school before she has a kid as she obviously cant handle it but if shes gonna continue being a slut atleast use this and taped a condom to it and threw it in the kids meal.